I wanna get a Bananna Boy outfit!

(2002-05-27 23:41) - distressed - public
Music: Humming in my head!

Leesie took me to the movies!

SO, anyway, I got to the counter. There was a pretty girl there, for sure. I usually like to kiss beautiful ladies, but the line was long, so I just asked the lady if the seating was stadium, because Miguel-san gets pretty insistent about that stadium-seating thing. The girl laughed and laughed. I don’t know why, because it was a legitimate question, don’t you think? So then I asked for two tickets. She looked at me all confused.

”Should I buy three?” I asked. ”I usually get in for free. I thought we only had to pay for Leesie and Miguel-san?”

So the girl laughed some more and sold me two tickets. I gave them to Leesie; it’s hard for me to hold flat things sometimes.

Then we went in to the movies! I was so excited, and we were running late! Miguel-san wanted to buy some popcorn, but Leesie grabbed him out of the line. Good thing, too, ’cause we were almost late. And wouldn’t you know it? Miguel-san chose seats in the front, not up in the stadium seats. Jeez. Leesie hates the front, but I think she didn’t want to argue. She likes to sit near the back.

And then... Whooooooooooaaaaaa Neelllliiiieeeee!.... yippeeeee! We saw Spiderman! It was great! There was swinging and stomping and all sorts of swashbuckling stuff, except Spiderman wasn’t a pirate, he was a Superhero! The Green Goblin, a bad guy, was kinda power-rangerish, and some of the CG effects were not so well done, but other than that, it was great! I liked it so much that when we left the theatre, I pretended to swing on spider ropes and sung ”Spider Monkey, Spider Monkey, Friendly Neighborhood Spider Monkey!”

Whoooosh! Whooosh! Whooosh! Monkeys swing really great, especially Pirate monkeys accustomed to swinging in the rigging of pirate ships.

Anyway, back to the review& Leesie says she liked it way better than Star Wars:AOTC, and that the love scenes were way better. That’s girlie stuff, though, I don’t care about that. The only girls I love are Leesie and Valerie, and they do make me feel all squishy and mushy inside, but otherwise, all that love junk is for girls. Leesie also said that the guy in the spider-man suit had lovely thighs and a nice butt, a nice body all-in-all, but I can’t imagine what she’s talking about. So what? If it works the way it’s supposed to, then of course it’s nice, right?

Afterwards, we went to supper at Applebee’s. I tried to get the waitress to bring me some grog, but she said they didn’t have any! Imagine that! No grog! What kind of establishment is that place? So I drank a Bahamas Mama, because it was coconut and banana and rum, so it did kind of remind me of my days in the Caribbean. Miguel-san was kind of surprised that they didn’t card me, but why should they? I’m 600 years old, after all.