Party Monkey

(2002-05-16 14:16) - contemplative - public
Music: Rightetous Brothers, ”You’re my soul and my highest...”

Last Saturday, Leesie took me to two parties!

That’s right!

The first one was a bay shower for Lianna. I didn’t do too much there, ’cause I thought it would be polite to let Lianna and her tummy be the stars of the show. Aren’t I magnanimous?

Then we went to a place called Corydon Hall for a party called Games Moot. Leesie was wearing a happy face, and I didn’t want to play with other people too much, I just wanted to be with my Leesie. She hid me under her cloak, in a pouch made by her plaid. I rubbed her back and hugged her and I pulled on her hair the way that is playing instead of the way that is hurting and tickled her and whispered jokes to her.

She has very long hair.

She did take me out to play a few times, though, and I got to see Lisa’s sock monkey. He’s finally gone to live with Lisa, so I don’t get to see him too much any more. I forgot what Lisa named him. Something long and funny.

Anyway, he’s been successfully integrated; Lisa loves him so much that she chews on him. That’s a happy baby and a happy sock monkey matched up–just like me -n- Leesie.

Once, Leesie sat down on me.

”urmph, murph, mumph!” I said, and I was patting her back, trying to get her to stop, but she didn’t she sat right down. Not too long, though, cause as soon as she felt me between her and the bench, she stood right up and pulled me out of the plaid.

As I blinked in the light, a pretty lady looked at me, then looked at Leesie, then looked back at me and said ”Oh my God! She just pulled a monkey out of her ass!” The lady laughed so hard that she almost fell out of her chair.

I thought monkeys were supposed to fly out of people’s butts? I guess it’s sorta that same.